September 2011
I need less friends who want to get engaged by the...
The divorce rate skyrockets for couples who get married before they are 25, have fun bitches!
August 2011
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“I want so much that is not here and do not know where to go.”
– Charles Bukowski (via sadasdeath) (via secondgradefresh)
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That one friend who constantly makes situations...
Also known as the friend nobody likes.
when someone tries to insult you by telling you...
ginger ale and saltines. diet of champs.
5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence →
fille-impaire:
5. You’re Probably a Night Owl (which is bad!) - Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. These sleeping habits mean you’re also three times more likely to suffer the symptoms of depression, as well as being at higher risk for heart disease and suffer more arterial stiffness...
“Beauty reveals everything, because it expresses nothing.”
– Oscar Wilde (via uppereastside)
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“We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via americangentility)
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highlights of spending my day at a high school:
being everyone’s lost and found/complaint department.
being asked by an entire group what a flip phone is (14 year olds do not need iPhones/Blackberries, bring back the Nokia bricks).
being yelled at by a PE teacher for asking that he got a golf cart to drive a girl who almost passed out back inside…and then getting yelled at by him again for not asking people to help him clean up.
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Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
At some point, soon, we are going to have to redefine the word “favorite.”
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so excited to wake up at 5:30 tomorrow to drive to...
thank god for iPhones and looking up all the starbucks locations in the chicagoland area.
“People are just people, they shouldn’t make you nervous.”
– Regina Spektor
“Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via loveyourchaos)
It's a pretty big problem that I don't know what I...
I keep thinking about how when I was growing up I wanted to be an actress or a doctor. 10-year-old me would not be happy.
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"I miss basically living with you. We were like an...
seriously though.
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“It is never too late to become what we might have been.”
– T.S. Eliot (via americangentility)
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“Common sense. I really am fluent in it. You’ve got to recognize when a day is a...”
– Bergdorf Blondes
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