December 2010
83 posts
I don't have any New Year's Resolutions because...
imperial-bedrooms:
Dec 31st
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“It is sad because you would like to believe that everyone is unique and then...”
– David Sedaris, “Santaland Diaries,” Holidays on Ice (via threeshotsfoam)
Dec 30th
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someone's facebook status says "new years...
didn’t that die out in high school? I am so confused. 
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Dec 30th
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heading down to MIA, which is Miami. Jersey Shore...
Dec 29th
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The only thing worse than Chlamydia is Florida.
true story. 
Dec 29th
“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want...”
– Olive, Easy A. 
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new year's resolutions
stay awesome be happier with what i have figure out what i want stop thinking constantly about how much i miss last summer
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“The trouble with my generation is that we all think we’re fucking geniuses....”
– Nick Hornby
Dec 27th
all i've done today is stare at my new macbook and...
productivity!
Dec 27th
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Never have I ever: had a white Christmas.
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
guess who is getting a macbook?
i would personally like to thank my shittydell for after 4 some odd years of annoying the living shit out of me, finally crashing to it’s gloomy black screen of death. 
Dec 22nd
“It’s a simple game. You win when you stop caring about it.”
– I Wrote This For You
Dec 22nd
“Hello, I’m cool and slightly bohemian. You know who I like? Bob Dylan. I also...”
– Simon Amstell (via thechocolatebrigade)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“It’s like watching Paris from an express caboose heading in the opposite...”
– Sylvia Plath
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Dec 19th
“You have two options: settle down and die unsatisfied or reject long-term...”
– A Survival Guide for the 26-35 Age Range in 2011 « Thought Catalog (via buyhercandy)
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
watching my bank account slowly deplete.
I need to go home and eat free food for a while.
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
“marriage is overrated.”
– my mother. 
Dec 19th
“He was beautiful, sarcastic, an asshole and everything I like in people.”
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“I believe in luck, but you have to push it.”
– Oscar de la Renta
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leave all your love and your longing behind.
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true life: i have an irrational fear of bridges.  →
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