January 2010
64 posts
“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness...”
– Conan O’Brien (via tristn:drinkyourjuice) I really like that last line. (via forwhenifeellikesharing) (via dylicious)
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
J.D. Salinger, 91, is dead.  →
hellovagina: milkdrop:(via durian) fuck.
Jan 28th
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“I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long...”
– Sedaris (via mishsquish)
Jan 28th
“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
– Lemony Snicket (via quote-book)
Jan 27th
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Listenstitches4veins: The latest by T-Sweazy, “Today...
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“Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...”
– Oscar Wilde (via thelovelybones)
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
I had a sleepover with 36 girls last night.
True story.
Jan 25th
I had a really good weekend.
tonytodayy: back to reality.
Jan 24th
“Just because you make mistakes doesn’t mean you are one.”
– Unknown (via littlemiss) (via align)
Jan 24th
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I hate January.
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No Facebook until January 31.
I basically don’t exist.
Jan 18th
“Well, my love life should be blowing up in my face in about a week.”
– What the conversation ultimately goes to when I get dinner with Jeff.
Jan 18th
“Never trade one placeholder for another placeholder.”
– My Mother.
Jan 17th
“I don’t think I’m tangible to myself. I mean, I think one thing today and I...”
– Bob Dylan (via fuckyeahbobdylan) (via mishsquish)
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I have really mixed feelings about going back to...
Jan 16th
I asked her if she thought she'd be good at...
tonytoday: stuffmygirlfriendsays: “No fucking way. I only have two pieces of advice. If you’re under 25 –- shut the fuck up, junior. If you’re over 25 — grow the fuck up, loser.”
Jan 15th
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“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of...”
– Demetri Martin (submitted by: talkplaylove) (via quote-book)
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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I feel so trapped.
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Jan 13th
“The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby.
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I really need to start patenting my theories.
My “placeholder” theory about relationships is already on Urban Dictionary. I thought I was so original.
Jan 12th
“Even if I did get past all my problems, I’m just gonna get out and get new ones.”
– Ally McBeal (via kari-shma)
Jan 12th
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i don't know how to make an um. is that equal...
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“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via littlemiss) (via laurenleebolek)
Jan 10th
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396. YOU WILL NEVER BE AS POPULAR AS GLEN COCO.
yrgod: sixthstation:disappearingink:(via gotwisdom)
Jan 10th
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