if you want to talk to me like you are a thirteen...
"fuck Georgia and fuck citations"
fightoffyrdmns: Body i’ve never been this proud of any of my friends.
I passed up a gay Halloween party to come to this. Do you know how awesome gay...– Parks & Recreation (via tonytoday)
I guess I should say thank you, for cutting all my strings. But if it’s all the...– I Wrote This for You (via mishsquish)
Lemon, don’t ever say you’re ‘just you,’ because you are better than you.– Jack, 30 Rock. (via flickflickflicker) (via unicornology)
oh, but i can't talk to you the way i've wanted...
i’ve been telling lies, but i’ll tell you the truth.
We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be...– T.S. Eliot
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.– Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder (via somuchsass) (via kari-shma)
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to...– Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live 29x01 (via cheia) (via gottalovetinafey) (via somerset) (via loveyourchaos)
Sometimes I have to remind Sacagawea that the “B” in my name stands for “Bitch,...– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea’s Guide to a Bitchin’ Girl’s Night Out. Written by my friend, the very pretty Julia and her not as pretty boyfriend Jim…go read it you hobos, it’s funny. (via fletter) Just checked it out - it’s hilarious. Highly suggest you read it. ...
I hate when I really need to vent about someone...
tonytoday: where do i rant now? do it anyway. you are tony. you can get away with it.
I've got my life in a suitcase and ready to run...
why dont you sit under a rainbow and write a poem kyle– i love cartman more than anything (via iguessthatscool)
I missed you even when I was with you. That’s my problem. I miss what I already...– Jonathan Safran Foer (via mishsquish)
Lea Michele- “On My Own” i know i...
There are times when life calls out for a change, a transition. Like the...– Paris Je T’aime (via mishsquish)